The Bravo Games
You've done diddly-fucked your self.The Points
NOTE: This is a silly game and should not be taken seriously.
3 Categories:
Bonus Awards:
+25 extra bonus points are awarded each week on the podcast!
+5 Stassi Award: Best Line
+5 Kristen Award: Most Unhinged Behavior
+5 Laura Leigh Award: Took the Most Shit
+5 Vail Award: No Business Being in Scene
+5 MVP Award: For Doing the Most
REUNION RULES:
POWER | |
1+ | Full name or nickname |
1+ | Featured in a flashback (all characters, primary and secondary) |
2 + | For being a separate topic of discussion |
2 +/- | Throws / receives shade (Complimented / shaded by social media included) |
2 +/- | Power Move! |
3 + / 5+ | For appearing on reunion stage as a guest / For appearing on reunion stage entire time |
3 + | Promoting business (applies to flashbacks) |
6 + / 3- | Closest to Andy / furthest from Andy |
8 + / – | Any major announcement, collab, opportunity, award, song release, etc — anything new that has not been shared on the show already |
ANDY | +1 for each question he reads from a card +5 if he yells at / reprimands anyone for onset behavior +10 if he drops his cards |
LVP | 3 +/- advice points still apply |
STYLE | |
3 + | Cries |
3 + | Utters VPR catchphrase |
5 +/- | Reunion lewks |
SCANDAL | |
5 + | Gets in heated argument +2 yelling +2 fingers up / clapping in face |
5 + | Gets up out of seat +2 each time Andy asks them to sit down (Andy also gains points) x2 storms off set / dramatic exit -5 asked to leave / kicked off set |
RAQUEL | Only Raquel gets full points for flashbacks |
SANDOVAL | 1 +/- earn / loss still applies for being supportive of Sandoval |
POWER:
VPR BARS | |
4 + | Appears at VPR bar: i.e. SUR, Pump, TomTom, etc. x2 SUR back alley +4 kicked out or banned |
EVENTS | |
6 + | Hosts event +2 it’s a trip or it’s for charity +2 speech / toast +4 UNinvites someone |
3 +/- | Invited / not invited to event or trip -6 UNinvited +10 Shows up anyway +2 it’s a trip or it’s for charity +2 speech / toast |
2 + | Dramatic exit +2 asked to leave +3 storms out |
2 + | Step & Repeat / press photos |
MARRIAGE | |
20 +/- | Married or engagement / divorce or breakup +5 secret marriage |
5 +/- | Pregnancy announcement, new child or animal |
BUSINESS | |
8 +/- | Starts new business or career / shutters business or career |
6 + | Receives award or bigger recognition |
4 + | Records or releases: podcast, music, book, song, photoshoot, music video, etc. |
3 + | Promotes biz (wears own merch, etc) |
2 +/- | Books / loses gig, job, brand deal, opportunity etc. x2 if particularly important / embarrassing |
= | Music: +1 sings, -1 sings poorly +4 actual singing talent +2 plays instrument +4 on stage |
GENERAL | |
3 + | Utters VPR catchphrase |
2 +/- | Throws / receives shade x2 if particularly vicious or hilarious |
2 +/- | Sends / receives rage text |
2 + | Someone says your Full name or nickname |
2 +/- | Power Move |
LISA | |
6 + | Assist from Lisa – opportunity / etc BONUS: Lisa gains same points |
3 + | Receives advice from Lisa BONUS: Lisa gains same points |
3 +/- | Invited to Villa Rosa +1 for each pet encountered BONUS: Lisa gets 50% (rounded down of each guest, not including invites / appearances) |
1 +/- | Lisa / Ken gain 1 point per pet accessory |
BONUSES: | |
1 + | Secondary Cast: appears in Scene or Flashback |
4 +/ 8 + | Former Cast / Bravoleb: appears in Scene or Flashback |
100 + | Lance Bass: appears in Scene or Flashback (also scores full points) |
STYLE:
FASHION | |
1 +/- | Stylish / bad outfit (no points if outfit is unremarkable) +1 hired glam +2 overdressed +3 actual costume BONUS +/- for any extra stylistic choices |
1 + | Appears in selfie / photo |
BOD | |
4 +/- | Beauty procedure success / botch x2 plastic surgery or fillers |
3 +/- | Gets tattoo / but it’s bad |
2 + | Workout / spa +1 Playing actual sport or unique treatment |
1 + | Appears shirtless +4 if fully naked |
SELF-CARE | |
3 + / – | Cries / fake cries |
= | +1 spiritual moment +2 meditation +3 tarot +4 astrology +5 witchcraft |
= | +1 mentions therapy +3 learns big lesson -3 learns the wrong lesson +3 films therapy session -15 hooks up with therapist |
1 + | give / get a gift |
DATING | |
3 + | Goes on date |
DEBAUCHERY | |
= | +1 drinks +2 spills drink +3 shots +4 from liquor bottle +5 does drugs |
= | -1 pees on camera -2 poops on camera -3 pukes x2 cries during any of it -5 gets peed on, puked on, pooped on |
SCANDAL:
AGGRESSION | |
5 + | Argument -10 if argument turns physical |
3 +/- | Giving / getting finger in face or clapping |
2 +/- | Throws drink / drink thrown at x2 drink hits x3 furniture flipped |
2 +/- | Sends / receives rage text |
2 +/- | Blocking / Blocked by |
LEGAL | |
2 +/- | Threatens / threatened with lawyers or police |
2 – | Accused of crime ×2 arrested, x3 indicted, x4 convicted, ×5 sentenced (per year) |
4 +/- | Restraining order filed / against |
RUMORS | |
5 +/- | Intros subject of / is subject of new rumor |
2 +/- | Reintroduces or spreads rumor |
FACT CHECK | |
5 + | Proved right by receipts or flashback |
1 + | Gaslights |
APOLOGIES | |
3 + / 5 + | Apology given / received +1 for each add’l “I’m sorry” +1 for each witness |
SEX & LOVE | |
= | +3 kissing +5 make out sesh +2 with an ex x2 confirmed sex x3 confirmed threesome -x2 cheating -x3 cheating in friend group |
1 + | Sex jokes / brags about sex |
GHOST RAQUEL | |
1 +/- | Raquel gains points when people talk about her / points lost for everyone in the convo |
Flashbacks | Ghost Raquel applies full points to all flashbacks |
SANDOVAL | |
1 +/- | Sandoval gains points when someone defends / supports him, points lost to whoever does it |
20 +/- | Sandoval is “forgiven” / to whoever does it |
GENERAL:
FLASHBACKS | |
Ghost of Raquel and Lance Bass get full points for flashbacks. | |
NOTE: Secondary draft picks only gain appearance points for flashbacks, unless noted. Unless** it’s a NEW unseen footage and will be scored normally. | |
3 + | Category bonus: awarded each episode to the highest score in each category |
5 + | Bonus Awards: decided on weekly podcast |